Ladies and gentlemen, to celebrate the debut of virus corona this year, I grant you a gift to China. An original song by me, sung to the melody of “Gettin’ Jiggy wit It” by Will Smith. I call it “Proud Chink Racist (Getting’ Chinky wit It)”
Ni-hao I gots a big chopstick
Hey lil’ lady wanna lick?
Rice is great when eaten with some dick
Come now, zick
Gots to get chinky wit it, thats it
Yo bitchy bitch don’t be shy
Lotsa ginseng up your butt, oh my!
You gotta bigga cunt with Zingzhougzhengzhong creampie
Having great sex we will be!
They also came here to see me China wee wee
Dragon Lady?
Get her high maybe!
Here with this ecstasy
Two Cuban cigars moist in WonTon soup
Come enjoy its pit
Use all your ass gas to light it
Fill your pussy with my cock and come in you
Give me your Chinese virginity in the loo
On top of my lap, she shall sit
Ho-Cing!
Let’s love your daughter in the clit!
I’m gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Now who the blue hell’s Tiger Mom?
A Ching chong chang chong cha chang chom? (Yes she is!)
I shall call her that again
Cause it’s not if I’ll be chink racist but when
I hate the Chinknese for planning that EMP
You see mah big boi Bo-Chee
Yellowbelly skin all up the wazoo
Which is just as strange as pandas learning kung-fu
Met ole’ Chan; he said “Go on adventures!”
"Beijing, Guangzhou, Hong Kong, Suzhou, Wuhan, Xi'an, Chengdu"
"Go get lotsa fondue
So woman makes love
Just to you!"
"Plus General Tso’s chicken!”
Slather on her get her hiney whipping"
“She’s jolly good ho and noodle licking!”
To the Oriental hop
I’ll play Strip Mahjong; win all day
Me cherry pop!
You’re gettin chinky wit it!
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (come on, do it now!)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (really!?)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (Yes!)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (She’s chink racist too and loves it!)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Asians are sins without the letter “A”
That’s also what I say
Zedong hath slay
Stop making me play piano you twat
‘Lest I unleash the wrath of Ma’at
Like I’ll go and Bangkok
Cook your pussy in a great big wok
Taking umbrage with the B+ test?
Dare to disown me?—I know I am the best
Stomps yous twos tos deaths and turn your skins into a vest!
Chinko Wang is in the house Telling every girl, “Take off your blouse!”
Fat
Chinks
Take over that moldy country
China sucks
But this white man shall rule them with big bucks
Commitment to the States of the free
Gots a hot wifey at home; her name is Cree
Chinks inscribe on papyrus It’s your (corona)virus!
We’re gettin chinky wit it!
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (come on everybody!)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (faster, I command yous to use stereotypical Asian accents!)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (even the Chinknese can do this too!)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (Cha Chang Chong!)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang!
Qoof! Now let’s raise ‘Ole Glory in Chinkna.
CHINKNESE, YOU DO KIDDIES--GET' THOSE CHINKS EVERYBODY!!
Ni-hao, I gots a big chopstick,
Hey there lady, wanna lick?
Rice is great when eaten with some dick.
Come now, zick
Gots to get chinky wit it, thats it!
Yo pussycat don’t be shy
Lotsa ginseng up your butt, oh my!
You gotsa bigga cooch with Zingzhougzhengzhong creampie
Having great sex we shall be!
They also came here to see thee
China wee wee
Dragon Lady?
Get her high maybe!
Sexual ecstasy!
Two Cuban cigars moist in WonTon soup
Come enjoy its pit
Use all your ass gas to light it
Fill your pussy with my cock and come in you
Losing our Chinese Virginities in the loo
On top of my lap, she shall sit
Ho-Cing!
Letsa do it lots in the clit!
I’m gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Now who the blue heck’s Tiger Mom?
A Ching chong chang chong cha chang chom? (Yes she is!)
I shall call her that again!
Cause it’s not if I’ll be chink racist but when
Ooh, me British accent’s slipping from rapping--YEE!
You see mah big boi Bo-Chee
Yellowbelly skin all up the wazoo
Which is just as strange as pandas learning Kung-Fu
Jackie Chan; just states “Go on Adventures!”
"Beijing, Guangzhou, Hong Kong, Suzhou, Wuhan, Xi'an, Chengdu"
"Go get lotsa fondue
So woman makes love
Just to you!"
"Plus General Tso’s chicken!”
Slather on her get her hiney whipping"
“She’s jolly good ho and noodle licking!”
Adult Oriental hop!?!?
Let’s play Strip Mahjong; we all win
Me cherry pop!
You’re gettin chinky wit it!
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (come on, do it now!)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (really!?)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (Yes!)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (She’s chink racist too and loves it!)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Free speech rules—Great (Fire)wall be cray cray
Liberty came to say,
“ZEDONG—HATH SLAY!”
Stop making me play piano you twat
‘Lest I unleash the wrath of Ma’at
Like I’ll go and Bangkok
Cook some hummus in a great big wok
Taking umbrage with the B+ test?
Dare to disown me?—I know I am the best!
Fish some Atlantic cod and skin ‘em into a vest!
Chinko Wang is in the house
Telling the women, “Take off your blouse!”
HELLO
CHINKS!
Weesa taking ovah China!
Xingping sucks
On command, we shall rule them with big bucks!
Commitment to the States and a tree
Gots a hot wifey at home; her name is Cree
Let’s inscribe on papyrus
‘Tis well, (Corona)Virus!
We’re gettin chinky wit it!
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (come on everybody!)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (faster, I command yous to use stereotypical Asian accents!)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (even the Chinknese can do this too!)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang
Gettin chinky wit it
Ching chong chang chong cha chang chong (Cha Chang Chong!)
Ching chong chang chong cha chang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!